I forgot how hot balto sounded
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just invented taco cereal.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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