Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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