i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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