even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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