I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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