At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
