Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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