Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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