I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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