I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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