Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.