filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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