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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)

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  New phone new life!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ABSOLUTELY NOT

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