I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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