I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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