I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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