I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
tell me about the fingering
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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