i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That accounts for only three of the penises
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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