Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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