I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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