i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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