I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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