so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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