Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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