I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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