Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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