I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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