Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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