i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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