I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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