Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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