have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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