this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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