We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Drunk is not a location!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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