Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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