Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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