he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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