I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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