Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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