sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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