I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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