i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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