her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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