i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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