it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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