But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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