Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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