I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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