I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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