Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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