David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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