you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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