That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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