apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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