My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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