So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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