We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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