You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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